Perhaps, however, you're the sort of discerning player that doesn't just click any old download link they're told to on the internet. In that case, this is the post for you.
|That's probably not ketchup|
|A zombie, probably in a snowstorm or something.|
|Nevermind the UFO, there's a zombie in a m****f***ing cannon.|
|Luckily for you, zombies have very bouncy heads|
You have your zombie, you have your cannon, you have your target (Starter Town to, er, start with). You're all set, right? Well it turns out there may be a few small problems:
|Don't just lie there, infect someone. Oh, you're liquefying. Well, er, carry on.|
Sorry to be blunt, but your chosen plague vector is basically a lump of rotting meat with all it's higher brain functions removed. The end goal may be a rampaging killing machine, but the initial reality is something that won't so much catch and infect it's victims as it will shuffle along then fall over and twitch for a bit. You'll have a LOT of upgrading to do.
|'Look, some of our fellow citizens are tricking the zombies by turning green, moaning and eating people'|
I mean, cannons? Who uses cannons nowadays? No-one, that's who. It's all laser-guided cruise missiles these days, and not just because of how cool they sound. Your cannon in particular is poorly maintained and unreliable. It will also need some upgrading, and even then I wouldn't expect too much from it. Seriously though, a cannon? What were you thinking?
|'Hurray, a small wall defended by a single police officer, we're saved!'|
Who knew? It turns out that, rather than stand by as they and their loved ones are turned into the walking dead, many people will run away. Some will even stand and fight, using makeshift barricades and whatever weapons are to hand. That's not to mention the Police and Armed Forces. There are even rumours of crazy vigilantes who use their underwear as overwear rushing to join the fight.
|In case you're wondering, that's SuperZee - the man of Teal - dunno who you thought it was.|